Ridiculousness

So I have this ridiculous secret. It is one, that I feel silly even admitting. I keep thinking that I am pregnant. Going over every weird symptom that I think I have in my head. When I say them out loud, I think I am ridiculous. When other people say, oh maybe you're pregnant, I think they are ridiculous. The whole thing is ridiculous. Right? I had Alan hide all of the pregnancy tests on me so I can't test until it is even possible for me to get a positive test. Blah. This is going to be a long wait.